I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had just about enough of the former governor of Alaska. With her memoir on the bookstands, she’s been a painful and constant presence on the tube — hitting Oprah and the morning shows and generally sucking all the wind out of the political sails.
It has nothing to do with her political career — she is what she is, a staunch tea-bag conservative, an anti-intellectual and potentially popular enough to steal the GOP nomination for president in two-and-a-half years. But her star power is limited to that very narrow realm.
And yet, we are being made to pay attention, mostly because the political media on both sides of the ideological divide have lost their grip on politics and have turned coverage of Washington into the same kind of shallow celebrity-driven mush that dominates discussion of art, film and music.
Enough, I say. Palin takes the top spot on my current list of people I just wish would go away. We must allow her — or order her — to fade back into the snow banks of Alaska, where she can hunt and snowmobile to her heart’s content. (John McCain, by the way, deserves the blame for this; anyone who might be having second thoughts about Barack Obama just needs to consider the Palin factor and the complete disregard by McCain for anything but political calculation.)
Following Palin on the list are:
- 2: Carrie Prejean. It is amazing how famous one can become for being clueless.
- 3 & 4: Jon and Kate, with or without eight
- 5: Former Bogota, N.J., Mayor Steve Lonegan and his tea-bag, anti-immigrant nonsense. Why the New Jersey press corps has started taking his invective seriously is beyond me.
- 6: Glenn Beck. Do I need to explain?
- 7: The Jackson family. Does anyone else find it creepy that the remaining Jacksons will be doing a reality show?
- 8: Rudy Giuliani. This guy may have the world’s largest ego.
- 9: Dick Cheney and all the little Cheneys. As with the hate-monger Beck, do I need to explain?
- 10: Levi Johnston. Here is a guy who is famous for being the unwed father of a failed vice-presidential candidate who just won’t go away. Need I say more?