We found this blog today, an odd and cranky bit of nonsense that focuses on Monroe and more generally on the Republican Party (which he describes as the “Red Menace”).
In this entry, he introduces himself:
I am the Blue Bandito. I am announcing myself to mankind. I have dedicated my life to fighting against the evil red menace of Neo-Con Republican evil.
I am giving you fair warning, Evil-Doers, I am coming for you. I will denounce until you renounce. Your lies have gone on for too long. Your false allegations, corrupt tactics and politics of personal destruction will now be met with resistance. I am your nemesis.
Repent or face ideological destruction.
I will start where all Superheros begin, at home. My home is Monroe Township, NJ. Do not try to find me for I am an elusive ghost. I will sense you coming before you even know you are doing it. I am all seeing.
We must turn the evil red tide before it is two late. I will prevail. Where you see the blue “BB” know that the Blue Bandit has left his mark.
I am here to protect the weak, the elderly, the poor and the children. Should you need me, just write. I will defend you.
Good to know, though the entire blog reads as if its writer were a homeless guy with a signboard on a street corner in New York shouting “the end is near, the end is near.”
His next entry offers his list of evil-doers, which includes someone he calls “HK”:
This is the Republican editorial writer. He writes for the entire team and they put their names to it. Besides his awful tic, his figures are often wrong. He is married to an ugly person. We have yet to determine the sex of that person.
Of course, I’m curious as to whom HK might be, given that I am HK the editorial writer. Then again, I don’t have any tics that I know of, rarely get my facts wrong and am generally considered to be to the left of the Democrats on nearly every issue. As for my wife, she’s quite the looker, so I can only assume he has a different HK in mind.
Good to see that there are some truly sane folks in Monroe.
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