Politicians — at least those that capture the moment, as Barack Obama seemed to do earlier this month — are sometimes referred to as “rock stars.” Of course, John Kerry is no Bruce Springsteen, even if the Boss did stump for the Democratic presidential candidate in 2004, and I just don’t see anything about George W. Bush that reminds me of Ted Nugent (Dick Cheney, maybe).
In any case, the notion of “rock star” politicians got me thinking: What if the current crop of Republican candidates for president were to form bands (Mike Huckabee is an accomplished bass player) and released albums. What would their bands be called and what might they call their debut discs?
Well, here’s what I came up with:
- Rudy Giuliani: Rudy G and the Autocrats, “A 9/11 State of Mind”
- Mike Huckabee: Mike Huckabee’s Anti-Evolution Revolution, “Too Much Monkey Business”
- Fred Thompson and Aqua Velva, “Wake Me When It’s Over”
- Mitt Romney: Willard Romney and the Many Faces of Mitt, “Money to Burn”
- John McCain: Mack Daddy McCain, “Straight Talk Gone Crooked”
- Ron Paul: The Ron Paul Conspiracy, “Tilting at Windmills”
- Duncan Hunter: Duncan Hunter and the Invisible Campaign, “Who is Duncan Hunter and Does Anyone Care?”
I think this sums up the field fairly well, if I do say so myself.
I’ll come back to the Democrats at another point.
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