Do it myself? You’ve got to be kidding

It seemed like simple job: Replace our old shower head with a nee one. Seemed, unfortunately, was the operative word.

I managed to get installed petty quickly, but I may have overtightened one of the connections, causing a small leak.

When I disconnected the new shower head, I found that the shower arm — which connects the main water pipe in the wall to the shower head — had a sizeable chip in it. That meant that I’d have to replace it. After a last-minute trip to Home Depot, I attempted to remove the old, chipped shower arm — which had fused to the pipe and then snapped.

Now I have to bring someone in who actually knows what he’s doing, like my friend Ryk, and our main shower is now off-limits until we can get it taken care of.

This should be no surprise to anyone who knows me. I am home-repair challenged, especially when it comes to plumbing, this despite having some good teachers on this (Annie’s brother and dad). In better economic times, I try to bring the experts in, but with money being tight, we go for the savings, which ultimately costs more.

So, we are left with a busted shower and my busted pride. Then again, what else is new.

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Author: hankkalet

Hank Kalet is a poet and freelance journalist. He is the economic needs reporter for NJ Spotlight, teaches journalism at Rutgers University and writing at Middlesex County College and Brookdale Community College. He writes a semi-monthly column for the Progressive Populist. He is a lifelong fan of the New York Mets and New York Knicks, drinks too much coffee and attends as many Bruce Springsteen concerts as his meager finances will allow. He lives in South Brunswick with his wife Annie.

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